yourtypicalpothead-deactivated2 asked: Since when did your beautiful face get a tumblr. I just found you today!!
Dearest Tumblr-ites, I’m writing the worlds first YAA Novel. That is a Young Adult Novel for ADULTS. It will be a hilarious send up to all the tropes of the YA genre. If you’re interested in helping breathe life into it, please click the STABBERS above and watch the video! If not, have a rock & roll day, and enjoy all the new gifs. Sincerely Travis Betz
Stabbers: Monster Problems
YOUNG ADULT NOVEL idea that will make me millions: A teenage vampire is bitten one night by a werewolf, turning her into a Wampire. On the next fool moon she is shot with a silver/wooden bullet hybrid and becomes a ghost. So she is now a Whostpire. Tragically she falls in love with six different boys upon seeing them camping in the woods. She possess one, attempting to seduce the rest before the...
NEW POPE! The Musical
A musical tale that will touch the ages! (ages 9-12) Song selections include: 1. No girls allowed 2. I’ve got a bad connection (God must have Sprint) 3. Hey boy, choose a toy (from my robe: there’s only one) 4. Million dollar necklace, STARVE, WORLD, STARVE! 5. In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Jazz Hands!