Where the Chicken Tastes Like People

Apr 07

What ya think of the cover art for my new novel? Pretty great, right?
Seriously, Stabbers needs your support! It’s gonna be the battiest-shit crazy book ever. You can be a part of if it by clicking the link: 
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/travisbetz/stabbers-the-first-young-adult-novel-for-adults

What ya think of the cover art for my new novel? Pretty great, right?

Seriously, Stabbers needs your support! It’s gonna be the battiest-shit crazy book ever. You can be a part of if it by clicking the link: 

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/travisbetz/stabbers-the-first-young-adult-novel-for-adults

Apr 04

This is my beautiful niece. Her name is Harper. Is it wrong that I’m into this dark humor thing?

This is my beautiful niece. Her name is Harper. Is it wrong that I’m into this dark humor thing?

Apr 03

Hell’s Hand

Hell’s Hand

Apr 01

When I couldn’t attend my friends Easter celebration because I was waiting on a plumber, my friends send me these pictures.

When I couldn’t attend my friends Easter celebration because I was waiting on a plumber, my friends send me these pictures.

Mar 28

Join the STABBERS army and help make this into an actual trilogy. Visit the Kickstarter page for details  and share it with your friends!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/travisbetz/stabbers-the-first-young-adult-novel-for-adults
Also, LIKE the FaceBook page: http://www.facebook.com/stabberstrilogy

Join the STABBERS army and help make this into an actual trilogy. Visit the Kickstarter page for details  and share it with your friends!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/travisbetz/stabbers-the-first-young-adult-novel-for-adults

Also, LIKE the FaceBook page: http://www.facebook.com/stabberstrilogy

STABBERS! -

Dearest Tumblr-ites,

I’m writing the worlds first YAA Novel. That is a Young Adult Novel for ADULTS. It will be a hilarious send up to all the tropes of the YA genre. If you’re interested in helping breathe life into it, please click the STABBERS above and watch the video!

If not, have a rock & roll day, and enjoy all the new gifs. 

Sincerely

Travis Betz

Mar 27

Pussy.

Pussy.

Mar 26

About to see if my twisted ideas are kid friendly. Probably not.

About to see if my twisted ideas are kid friendly. Probably not.

Mar 25

3-24-13
Jackson and Bjoern’s baby shower. Beer through a nipple is frustrating, but at least they let me play with paper and glue!

3-24-13

Jackson and Bjoern’s baby shower. Beer through a nipple is frustrating, but at least they let me play with paper and glue!

Mar 20

FUCK YOU, CHICKEN!

FUCK YOU, CHICKEN!