What ya think of the cover art for my new novel? Pretty great, right?
Seriously, Stabbers needs your support! It’s gonna be the battiest-shit crazy book ever. You can be a part of if it by clicking the link:
This is my beautiful niece. Her name is Harper. Is it wrong that I’m into this dark humor thing?
When I couldn’t attend my friends Easter celebration because I was waiting on a plumber, my friends send me these pictures.
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I’m writing the worlds first YAA Novel. That is a Young Adult Novel for ADULTS. It will be a hilarious send up to all the tropes of the YA genre. If you’re interested in helping breathe life into it, please click the STABBERS above and watch the video!
If not, have a rock & roll day, and enjoy all the new gifs.
About to see if my twisted ideas are kid friendly. Probably not.
Jackson and Bjoern’s baby shower. Beer through a nipple is frustrating, but at least they let me play with paper and glue!
FUCK YOU, CHICKEN!